An email I received today about [one of my open-access articles](http://doi.org/10.16995/olh.82): > Dear Sir, > > My name is ____________. I’m a regular 22 year old in the UK, university-educated and owner of a soon-to-be coffee shop. Please forgive this email if it does not make sense, especially considering I am well into a bottle of whisky at 5am. > > I am a huge fan of the novel Cloud Atlas.